i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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