So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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