Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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