Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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