Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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