Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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