You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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