I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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