Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Randomize
