...so i touched it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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