I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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