he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Two words: nipple clamps
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