Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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