You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Terrible idea I love it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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