well most of my day revolves around power hour
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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