yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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