Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
tell me about the eggs
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