yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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