its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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