i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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