thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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