you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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