you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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