We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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