I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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