i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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