you guys were way drunker than both of me
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
my being single is dangerous.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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