I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
