That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
