Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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