they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
please come you make the beer taste better
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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