but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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