i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
of course. lets lasso hookers.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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