All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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