....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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