we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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