What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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