found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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