I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
even my farts smell like vagina
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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