I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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