So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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