I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When did we convert life to cartoon?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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