We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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