literally had 100 drinks last night.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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