Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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