Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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