I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
