Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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