I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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