i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
