you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
