It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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