I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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