whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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