You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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