your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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