Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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